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Short Computer Jokes
Tech
Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand
a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer
you can 't afford. Obsolete: Any computer
you own. Microsecond: The time it
takes for your state-of-the-art computer
to become obsolete.
G3: Apple 's new
Macs that make you say 'Gee, three
times faster than the computer I bought
for the same price a Microsecond ago.
' Syntax Error: Walking into a computer
store and saying, "Hi, I want
to buy a computer and money is no
object. "
Hard Drive: The sales
technique employed by computer salesmen,
esp. after a Syntax Error. GUI: What
your computer becomes after spilling
your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey
') Keyboard: The standard way to generate
computer errors. Mouse: An advanced
input device to make computer errors
easier to generate.
Floppy: The state
of your wallet after purchasing a
computer. Portable Computer: A device
invented to force businessmen to work
at home, on vacation, and on business
trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer
response to any critical deadline.
Power User: Anyone who can format
a disk from DOS. System Update: A
quick method of trashing ALL of your
software.
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