Program
Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software
engineer, and their program manager
are taking a walk outdoors during
their lunch break when they come upon
an old brass lamp. They pick it up
and dust it off. Poof -- out pops
a genie. "Thank you for releasing
me from my lamp-prison. I can grant
you 3 wishes.
Since there are 3 of
you I will grant one wish to each
of you. "The hardware engineer
thinks a moment and says, "I
'd like to be sailing a yacht across
the Pacific, racing before the wind,
with an all-girl crew. " "It
is done ", said the Genie, and
poof, the hardware engineer disappears.The
software engineer thinks a moment
and says, "I 'd like to be riding
my Harley with a gang of beautiful
women throughout the American Southwest.
" "It is done ", said
the Genie, and poof, the software
engineer disappears.
The program manager
looks at where the other two had been
standing and rubs his chin in thought.
Then he tells the Genie, "I 'd
like those two back in the office
after lunch. "
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