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Short Clean Jokes
You
know you drink too much coffee when...
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after
you.
2. You chew on your roommate 's
fingernails.
3. You can jump-start
your car without cables.
4. You do
twenty miles on your treadmill before
you realize it 's not plugged in.
5. You can 't remember your second
cup.
6. You have a picture of your
coffeemug on your coffee mug.
7. Starbucks
has a mortgage on your house.
8. Your
birthday is a national holiday in
Brazil.
9. You don 't sweat -- you
percolate.
10. You grind coffee beans
in your mouth.
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