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Short Clean Jokes
You
Know You're out of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2.
Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking
in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
4.
You keep more food than beer in the
fridge.
5. You have to pay your own
credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese
no longer counts as a well-balanced
meal.
7. You haven 't seen a soap opera
in over a year.
8. 8:00a.m. is not
early.
9. You have to file for your
own taxes.
10. You hear your favorite
song on the elevator at work.
11. You
're not carded anymore.
12. You carry
an umbrella.
13. You learn that "Bachelor
" is a nicer term for a jackass.
14.
"Extended childhood " only
really pertains to your salary, which
is a little less than your allowance
used to be.
15. "Twenty-something
" means over-qualified, under-paid,
and not married.
16. Your friends marry
instead of hook-up, and divorce instead
of break-up.
17. You start watching
the weather channel.
18. Jeans and
baseball caps aren 't staples in your
wardrobe.
19. You can no longer take
shots, and smoking gives you a sinus
attack.
20. You go from 130 days of
vacation time to 7.
21. You stop confusing
401K plan with 10K run.
22. You go
to parties that the police don 't
raid.
23. Adults feel comfortable telling
jokes about sex in front of you.
24.
You don 't know what time Wendy 's
closes anymore.
25. Your car insurance
goes down.
26. You refer to college
students as kids.
27. You drink wine,
scotch and martinis instead of beer,
bourbon, and rum.
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