Jump
out of the Plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican,
and Texan were flying across country
on a small plane when the pilot comes
on the loud speaker and says, "We
're having mechanical problems and
the only way we can make it to the
next airport is for 3 of you to open
the door and jump. At least one of
you will survive. "The four open
the door and look out below.
The Englishman
takes a deep breath and hollers, "God
Save The Queen, " and jumps.The
Frenchman gets really inspired and
hollers, "Viva La France, "
and he also jumps.This really pumps
up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember
the Alamo, " and he grabs the
Mexican and throws him out of the
plane.
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