A
Nerd, a Nude and a Bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day
when his friend, another nerd, rode
up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked,
"Where did you get such a nice
bike?
"The second nerd replied,
"Well, yesterday I was walking
home minding my own business when
a beautiful woman rode up to me on
this bike.
She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and
said, 'Take what you want! ' "The
second nerd nodded approvingly and
said, "Good choice. The clothes
probably wouldn 't have fit. "
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