10
Signs Your Amish Teen's in Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after
6 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find
pictures of women without bonnets.
8.
Shows up at barn raisings in full
"Kiss " makeup.
7. When you
criticize him, he yells, "Thou
sucketh! "
6. His name is Jebediah,
but he goes by "Jeb Daddy. "
5.
Defiantly says, "If I had a radio,
I 'd listen to disco!. "
4. You
come upon his secret stash of colorful
socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk
to the hand, cause the beard ain 't
listening. "
2. Was recently pulled
over for "driving under the influence
of cottage cheese. "
1. He 's
wearing his big black hat backwards.
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