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Short Christmas Jokes
Love,
Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching
you very closely to see if you have
been good this year and since you
have I will be telling my elves to
make some goodies for me to leave
under your tree at Christmas I was
going to bring you all gifts from
the 12 days of Christmas, but we had
a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers
fiddling have all come down with VD
from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing,
the 11 lords leaping have knocked
up the 8 maids a-milking, and the
9 pipers-piping have been arrested
for doing weird things to the 7 swans
a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4
calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle
doves and the partridge in a pear
tree have me up to my sled runners
in bird shit.
On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat, the
elves have joined the gay liberation
and some people who can 't read a
calendar have scheduled Christmas
for the 5th of January.
Maybe next
year I will be able to get my shit
together and bring you the things
you want. This year I suggest you
get your asses down to Walmart before
everything is gone. Love, Santa.
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