Blonde
Weighs Baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the infant scale to weigh the baby
she held in her arms.
The clerk explained
that the device was out for repairs,
but said that she would figure the
infant 's weight by weighing the woman
and baby together on the adult scale,
then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from
the first.
"That won 't work,
" countered the woman. "I
'm not the mother, I 'm the aunt.
"
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