The
Knot
A string walks into a bar and ask
the waiter for a beer. The waiter
says, "I am sorry but we can
't serve strings here. "The string
goes home, ties himself in a knot,
and messes up his hair.
He goes back
to the bar about an hour later, sits
down and says, "Waiter, give
me a beer. " The waiter says,
"Hey aren 't you the string who
came in here earlier. "The string
replies, "No, I 'm a fraid knot.
"
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