Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads
for the bathroom. A few minutes later,
a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.A few minutes
after that, another loud scream echo
's through the bar. The bartender
goes into the bathroom to investigate
what the drunk is screaming about.
The bartender yells, "What 's
all the screaming about in there?
You 're scaring my customers! "
The drunk responds, "I 'm just
sitting here on the toilet and every
time I try to flush, something comes
up and squeezes the hell out of my
balls. " The bartender opens
the door and looks in. You idiot!
You 're sitting on the mop bucket!
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