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Short Bar Jokes
Drunk
Guy and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night
that got really drunk. I mean really,
really, really drunk. When the bar
closed he got up to go home. As he
stumbled out the door he saw a nun
walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled
over to the nun and punched her in
the face.
Well the nun was really
surprised but before she could do
or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled
over to her and kicked her in the
butt.Then he picked her up and threw
her into a wall.
By this time the
nun was pretty weak and couldn 't
move.So then he stumbled over to her,
put his face right next to hers and
said. "Not very strong tonight,
are you Batman? "
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