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Short Bar Jokes
Beer
and a Box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat
down at the bar. He placed a small
cardboard box on the bar, and ordered
a beer. When the beer came, he opened
the box, pulled out a tiny piano and
bench and set them on the bar, then
ordered another beer. When the beer
came, he reached into the box, pulled
out a frog, sat him on the piano bench
and said, "PLAY ".
The frog
immediately began to play the piano.
It played all the favorites, and some
classical and then launched into contemporary
jazz. The man ordered another beer,
and when it came he reached into the
cardboard box and pulled out a little
white mouse. He set this mouse on
top of the piano and said "SING
".
The frog began to play the
piano and the mouse began to sing,
first some 'oldies but goodies ',
then all of the current favorites.A
man at the bar who was watching all
of this approached the drunk man and
offered to buy this little outfit
that he had. After a bit of negotiating,
the drunk man agreed to sell it to
the man for $500. The man gathered
everything into the little cardboard
box and ran out the door before the
drunk could change his mind.
The bartender
had been watching all of this goings
on and said to the drunk "You
damned old fool! You just sold that
little outfit you had for $500 and
you could have made millions off of
it! " The drunk laughed heartily
and replied "I am not the fool,
the guy who bought it is.
Do you really
think I would have sold that if that
mouse could really sing? "The
bartender responded "What do
you mean, I stood right here and listened
to that mouse sing! " "The
joke is on you and the guy who bought
that outfit my friend ", chuckled
the drunk. "That mouse can 't
sing. The frog is a ventriloquist!
"
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