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Vampires in a Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and
sit down. The first vampire says,
"I 'd like a pint of blood. "
The second vampire says, "I 'd
like a pint of blood, too. "
Then the third vampire says, "I
'd like a pint a plasma. " Then
the bartender says, "OK, so let
me get this straight, you want two
bloods and a blood light? "
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