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Short Animal Jokes
Vampire
Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from
the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the roof of the
cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon
all the other bats smelled the blood
and began hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to go away
and let him get some sleep but they
persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me " he said
and flew out of the cave with hundreds
of bats behind him.
Down through the
valley they went, across a river and
into a forest full of trees. Finally
he slowed down and all the other bats
excitedly milled around him. "Now,
do you see that tree over there? "
he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes! "
the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good " said the bat, "Because
I sure as hell didn 't! "
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