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Short Animal Jokes
Bear
and a Rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through
a forest. They find a bottle and decide
to rub it. A genie pops out. He says
"I will grant each of you three
wishes. "The bear says "I
wish all the bears in the forest were
females. " *poof* It 's done.The
rabbit says "I wish for a motorcycle.
" *poof* It 's done.The bear
says "I wish all the bears in
this country were females. "
*poof* It 's done.The rabbit says
"I wish for a lifetime supply
of carrots back at my house. "
*poof* It 's done.
The bear is thinking
to himself "why is the rabbit
wasting his wishes on stupid small
things? oh well. " "And
for my third wish, I wish that all
the bears in the world were female.
" *poof* It 's done.The rabbit
says "For MY last wish, I want
the bear to be gay. " And he
rides off on his motorcycle.
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