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| Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it... more
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| FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: We... more
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| Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got... more
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| 14. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more
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| I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?... more
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| Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordans r... more
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| 17. | Category: Zoo jokes  |
| My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, "If you want people to see you they can come here and do... more
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| One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In... more
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| Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of he... more
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| Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dra... more
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