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1.   Category: Zoo jokes  2 stars
"Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "Whats the matter with you?" asked his father. "Wh... more

2.   Category: Zoo jokes  4 stars
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more

3.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and... more

4.   Category: Zoo jokes  5 stars
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-... more

5.   Category: Zoo jokes  3 stars
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do that?" he asked."Car... more

6.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keep... more

7.   Category: Zoo jokes  5 stars
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo that has... more

8.   Category: Zoo jokes  0 stars
Caller: Finally! I got through! Ive been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!... more

9.   Category: Zoo jokes  3 stars
Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!... more

10.   Category: Zoo jokes  1 stars
Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long en... more



 





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