| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "wi... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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