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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Whos a p... more

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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.... more

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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.... more

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.... more

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Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!... more

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Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be... more

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How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.... more


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