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| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more
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| Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !... more
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| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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