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1.   Category: Restaurant jokes  1 stars
"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more

2.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa... more

3.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
"Whats the matter with your dinner ?""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what Ive... more

4.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and... more

5.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would... more

6.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a... more

7.   Category: Restaurant jokes  2 stars
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w... more

8.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more

9.   Category: Restaurant jokes  4 stars
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more

10.   Category: Restaurant jokes  0 stars
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!... more


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