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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more
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| "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa... more
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| "Whats the matter with your dinner ?""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what Ive... more
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| 4. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is chicken almondine and... more
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| 5. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would... more
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| A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a... more
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| 7. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the w... more
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| 8. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more
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| 9. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!... more
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