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1.   Category: Police jokes  4 stars
"Ill have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense... more

2.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident... more

3.   Category: Police jokes  5 stars
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more

4.   Category: Police jokes  1 stars
- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.... more

5.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more

6.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women... more

7.   Category: Police jokes  5 stars
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more

8.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the drivers license, the driver argued, "Speeding??... more

9.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin?... more

10.   Category: Police jokes  5 stars
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir,... more


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