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| - How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?- Two. One to launch it, one to watch CNN to find out where it l... more
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| 2. | Category: Military jokes |
| - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
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| 3. | Category: Military jokes |
| - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| - What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| - Who likes music? - asks a commander.- Two soldiers step forward.- All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didnt notice a chimpanzee, escap... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Me... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes |
| A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| A general calls a colonel:- Do you have a couple of smart majors?- Yes I do.- Send them to me. I need to move my furnitu... more
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