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| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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