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21.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more

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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more

23.   Category: Food jokes  5 stars
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more

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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?... more

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more

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Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more

27.   Category: Food jokes  1 stars
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more

28.   Category: Food jokes  3 stars
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more

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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more

30.   Category: Food jokes  1 stars
Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more


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