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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more

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Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more

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Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more

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How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more

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I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more

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I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more

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Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more

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My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more

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Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more

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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more


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