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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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