| 21. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| 22. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| 23. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| 24. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 25. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 26. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 27. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| 28. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| 30. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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