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11.   Category: Criminal jokes  3 stars
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean... more

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more

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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more

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Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more

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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more

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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more

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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more

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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more

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Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more


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