| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his da... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked wi... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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