| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
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| 2. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
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| 4. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
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| 6. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
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| 7. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
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| 10. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
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