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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more


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