| 11. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| 12. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 13. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| 14. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 15. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| 16. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| 17. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 18. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 19. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 20. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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