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1.   Category: Beauty jokes  2 stars
"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more

2.   Category: Beauty jokes  4 stars
A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more

3.   Category: Beauty jokes  3 stars
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more

4.   Category: Beauty jokes  4 stars
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more

5.   Category: Beauty jokes  4 stars
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more

6.   Category: Beauty jokes  2 stars
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more

7.   Category: Beauty jokes  2 stars
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more

8.   Category: Beauty jokes  2 stars
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more

9.   Category: Beauty jokes  4 stars
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more

10.   Category: Beauty jokes  3 stars
Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more


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