| 11. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 12. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.... more
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| 13. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| 14. | Category: Bath jokes |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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| 15. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken i... more
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| 16. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 17. | Category: Bath jokes |
| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| 18. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 19. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.... more
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| 20. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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