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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk.I can give y... more

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Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more

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Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more

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Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more

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Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more

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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more

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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more

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Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more

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Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring aro... more


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