| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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