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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more

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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more

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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more

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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more

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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more

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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more


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