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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more

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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more


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