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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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