| 21. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| 22. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| 23. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 24. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 25. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 26. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 27. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 28. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 29. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| 30. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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