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12.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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16.
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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17.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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20.
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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24.
Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth
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25.
Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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28.
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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30.
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
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54.
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
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64.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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68.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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71.
Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
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78.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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86.
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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90.
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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105.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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106.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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108.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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120.
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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126.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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127.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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128.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, lets go bury it."
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134.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.
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136.
Yo mama so ugly they didnt give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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137.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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138.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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139.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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140.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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141.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
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145.
Yo mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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153.
Yo Mamas so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"
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154.
Yo Mamas so fat that while shes sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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155.
Yo mamas so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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156.
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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160.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
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165.
Yo Mamas so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.
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168.
yo mamas teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....
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170.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if its daylight.
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171.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
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173.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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175.
Yo mammas so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
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181.
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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186.
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
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187.
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
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189.
your mamas so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
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191.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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194.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
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195.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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