Weather Jokes (109)

1. "Gosh, its raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother."Ive just stepped in a poodle!"

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2. A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells like rain, he said to the boy.The city boy replied, They said it was lemonade.

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3. A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.

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4. A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

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5. A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

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6. A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, "Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas".

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7. During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.

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8. First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I dont care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."

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9. Fred: Im sure Im right. Betty: Youre as right as rain - all wet!

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10. How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically

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11. How did the hail stone describe its life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs

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12. How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day

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13. How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!

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14. How do hurricanes see?-With one eye

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15. How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

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16. How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

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17. How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck

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18. How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?-It is a breeze

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19. How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers

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20. How is snow white?-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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