Snake Jokes (62)

1. "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed Im sure ", replied the snake !

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2. A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...cant see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor hes very depressed. Doc says, "Whats the problem...didnt the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered Ive been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

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3. Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.

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4. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a python.Oh you cant get round me like that, you know.

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5. Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didnt think so, you wouldnt be able to grasp it !sna

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6. Q: What kind of snake is good at math?A: An adder.

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7. Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(A jump rope)"

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8. There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until theyre dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

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9. What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

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10. What did the boa constrictor say to its victim? "I've got a crush on you."

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11. What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

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12. What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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13. What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Dont asp me !

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14. What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, Ill just have a sliver !

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15. What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

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16. What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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17. What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

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18. What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !

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19. What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

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20. What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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