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Knock Knock Jokes 
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Knock KnockWhos there !Aardvark !Aardvark who ?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Adelia !Adelia who ?Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Agatha !Agatha who ?Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Knock KnockWhos there !Aladdin !Aladdin who ?Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Alexander !Alexander who ?Alexander friend are coming over !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Ali !Ali who ?Ali-luyah, at last youve opened the door !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Alison !Alison who ?Alison to my radio in the mornings !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Alistair !Alistair who ?Alistairs in this house are broken !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Alligator !Alligator who ?Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Alvin !Alvin who !Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
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Knock KnockWhos there !Amelia !Amelia who ?Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Amory !Amory who ?Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Amsterdam !Amsterdam who ?Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock KnockWhos there !An author !An author who ?An author joke like this and Im off !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Anatole !Anatole who ?Anatole me youre a pain in the neck !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Anderson !Anderson who ?Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Andrew !Andrew who ?Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Andy !Andy who ?Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Anita !Anita who ?Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Ankansas !Ankansas who ?Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Annabel !Annabel who ?Annabel would be useful on this door !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Annetta !Annetta who ?Annetta joke like that and youre off this bus !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Answer !Answer who ?Answer all over your porch ! Its a mess out here !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Anthea !Anthea who ?Anthea get home by 8 Oclock, or else !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Arizona !Arizona who ?Arizona room for one of us in this town !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Armageddon !Armageddon who ?Armageddon getting out of here !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Army Ant !Army Ant who ?Army Ants coming for tea then ?
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Knock KnockWhos there !Arnold !Arnold who ?Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Arthur !Arthur who !Arthene you in the butchers, havent I ?
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Knock KnockWhos there !Artichoke !Artichoke who !Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Athena !Athena who ?Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Avery !Avery who ?Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
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Knock KnockWhos there !B-4 !B-4 who ?B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Baby Owl !Baby Owl who ?Baby Owl see you later, maybe I wont !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Baloney !Baloney who ?Baloney chase you if youre a matador !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bar-B-Q!Bar-B-Q who ?Bar-B-Q-t, but I think youre even cuter !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Barbara !Barbara who ?Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bashful !Bashful who ?I cant tell you, Im so embarrassed !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Beaver E !Beaver E who ?Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Becka !Becka who ?Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Beets !Beets who ?Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bellows !Bellows who ?Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bernadette !Bernadette who ?Bernadette ate all my dinner and now Im starving !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bettina !Bettina who ?Bettina minute youll open this door !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Billy Bragg !Billy Bragg who ?Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bingo !Bingo who ?Bingong to come and see you for ages !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bitter Bianca !Bitter Bianca who ?Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bjorn !Bjorn who ?Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bolivia !Boliva who ?Boliva me, I know what Im talking about !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Brendan !Brendan who ?Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Brewster !Brewster who ?Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bridget !Bridget who ?London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Brigham !Brigham who ?Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Brighton !Brighton who ?Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Buckle !Buckle who ?Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Buddha !Buddha who ?Buddha this slice of bread for me !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bullet !Bullet who ?Bullet all the hay and now hes hungry !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Bunny !Bunny who ?Bunny thing is, Ive forgotten now !kn
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Knock KnockWhos there !Burton !Burton who ?Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Buster !Buster who ?Buster tire, can I use your phone !
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Knock KnockWhos there !C-2 !C-2 who ?C-2 it that you dont forget my name next time !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Caesar !Caesar who ?Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Caitlin !Caitlin who ?Caitlin you my trainers tonight, Im wearing them !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Callas !Callas who ?Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cameron !Cameron who ?Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cannelloni !Cannelloni who ?Cannelloni some money till next week ?
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cantaloupe !Cantaloupe who ?Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cargo !Cargo who ?Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cartoon !Cartoon who ?Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cass !Cass who ?Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cassette !Cassette who ?Cassette your dinner, Im sorry !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Caterpillar !Caterpillar who ?Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cathy !Cathyl who ?Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cecil !Cecil who ?Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Celery !Celery who ?Celery me you lunch will you, Im hungry !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cellar !Cellar who ?Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Chair !Chair who?Chair you go again, asking more questions !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Charles !Charles who ?Charles your luck on the lottery !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Checkmate !Checkmate who ?Checkmate bounce if you dont have money in the bank !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Chicken !Chicken who ?Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
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Knock KnockWhos there !Chloe !Chloe who ?Chloes Encounters of the Third Kind !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Courtney Pine !Courtney Pine who ?Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Crewcut !Crewcut who?Crewcut and Im the only one left !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cricket !Cricket who ?Cricket neck means I cant lift anything !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Crispin !Crispin who ?Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Crock and Dial !Crock and Dial who ?Crock and Dial Dundee !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cymbals !Cymbals who?Cymbals have horns and others dont !
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Knock KnockWhos there !Cynthia !Cynthia who ?Cynthia you been away I missed you !
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Knock KnockWhos there ?Cigarette !Cigarette who ?Cigarette life if you dont weaken !
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Knock KnockWhos there ?Cook !Cook who ?Cuckoo yourself, I dont come here to be insulted !
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Knock KnockWhos there ?Cookie !Cookie who ?Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
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