Dinosaur Jokes (39)

1. How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.

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2. How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.

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3. How do dinosaurs pass exams? With extinction.

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4. Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer

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5. Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles

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6. Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Saras Tops

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7. Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don

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8. Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?

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9. Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

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10. Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

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11. Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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12. Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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13. Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

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14. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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15. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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16. Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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17. Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

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18. Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.

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19. Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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20. Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.

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