Dinosaur Jokes
1. How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, its female.

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2. How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.

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3. Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer

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4. Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles

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5. Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Saras Tops

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6. Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don

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7. Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?

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8. Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

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9. Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

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10. Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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11. Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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12. Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

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13. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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14. Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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15. Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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16. Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.

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17. Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.

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18. Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

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19. Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.

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20. Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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21. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.

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22. Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!

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23. Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!

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24. Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)

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25. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !

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26. What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !

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27. What followed the dinosaur ?Its tail !

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28. What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!

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29. Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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30. Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a chance.

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31. Why do dinosaurs climb trees?Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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32. Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.

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33. Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.

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34. Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.

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35. Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their leotards.

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36. Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force?They cant hide behind billboards.

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37. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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