Cow Jokes (160)

1. A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!

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2. A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

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3. Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!

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4. Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!

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5. Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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6. Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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7. Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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8. How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!

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9. How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!

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10. How did the calfs final exam turn out? Grade A!

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11. How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

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12. How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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13. How do you make a milkshake?Give a cow a pogo stick.

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14. How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

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15. How to you know that cows will be in heaven?Its a place of udder delight.

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16. I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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17. I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!

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18. If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!

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19. If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"

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20. If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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