Banana Jokes (39)

1. Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

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2. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.

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3. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a monster or a giant banana.

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4. How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.

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5. How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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6. How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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7. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?Slippers !

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8. Knock KnockWhos there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

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9. Knock knockWhos there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWhos there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Whos there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didnt say banana ?

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10. Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

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11. Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.

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12. Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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13. The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

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14. Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already.

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15. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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16. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.

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17. Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I dont know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas cant talk.

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18. What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?"You have a lot of appeal."

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19. What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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20. What is a ghost favorite fruit ?Boonanaa !

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