Answer Me This Jokes Category

1. Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

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2. Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

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3. Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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4. Do fish get thirsty?

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5. Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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6. Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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7. Do vampires get AIDS?

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8. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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9. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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10. Does killing time damage eternity?

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11. Dont you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And arent you just dying to know what you got?

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12. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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13. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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14. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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15. How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

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16. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

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17. How long will a floating point operation float?

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18. How many weeks are there in a light year?

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19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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20. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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21. If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

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22. If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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23. If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

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24. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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25. If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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26. If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?

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27. If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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28. If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?

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29. If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

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30. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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31. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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32. If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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33. If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

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34. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

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35. If you didnt get caught, did you really do it?

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36. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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37. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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38. Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

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39. What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

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40. What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

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41. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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42. Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

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43. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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44. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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45. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

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46. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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47. Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

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48. Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive?

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49. Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

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50. Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

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51. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

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52. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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53. Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

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54. Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?

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55. Why is it that when youre driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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56. Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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57. Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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58. You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

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59. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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