| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I cant do that sir, hes not had his main course yet !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant eat this meat, its crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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